last night

sorry i haven't been posting, guys...i totally FAIL. anyway...

last night

officer
i swear
im sober

im sorry.
i promise
i didn't mean
to hit that ed hardy wearing fool
in the face with my blackberry
a la naomi campbell.

its just that
he called us prostitutes.

doesnt a girl have the right
to wear a slutty outfit
out in hoboken
without having ugly guys
with acne hit on them?

im sorry.
they tried to get us
to talk about doing dip.
didnt realize
that telling him to leave
would cause 45 minutes
of slut jokes
on the path train
at 3 am.

officer
i swear to drunk
im not god.
and im sorry too.